merylinabarrel

“I just caught a bunch of fucking frat boys pissing on my car in my driveway. While I'm sitting in the living room. Like, my lights are on, clearly I'm home. I have the window open. I hear them say something like "Oh, fuck this Mini," and then I hear like liquid. And I'm like I know exactly what's happening right now, so I just open the door and turn on light and I'm like, "What the fuck are you guys doing?" And the guy's like, "Pissing on your car," and the other guy's like "Oh shit," and like they run off. And I was like "Fucking shithead." Like I'm so, so, so angry. This is like the thirtieth thing that someone has done to vandalize my car here. And I have nothing else to say. I'm just really fucking angry.”